there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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