At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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