Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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