spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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