I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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