Where did you get a picture of my penis
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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