if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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