Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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