do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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