I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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