Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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