My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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