Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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