well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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