i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Randomize