Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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