i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
this is an emotional support booty call
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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