I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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