Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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