Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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