lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
