he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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