Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
now i know why i became what i already was.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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