Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The ass gains better be worth it
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