New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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