Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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