Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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