Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
i think i just lost a toe
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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