Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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