Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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