I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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