if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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