did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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