What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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