he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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