Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Randomize
