Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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