my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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