i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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