just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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