Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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