exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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