I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
