so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm at about main and main street
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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