I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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