i don't like sucking hair
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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