is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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