I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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