i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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