Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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