Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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