So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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