I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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