small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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